Ballad of the Good Shepherd Sandwich (NSFW)

The plastic sandwich bag from the shelter was helpfully labelled "God loves you. Ham and Cheese." I took it from there... into a realm of pure, puerile, polymorphous perverse filth, so, like, NSFW. Or anywhere, really. Don't say I didn't warn ya. MY PAPPA HAD A SAYIN' That seemed to help him copeNo matter he … Continue reading Ballad of the Good Shepherd Sandwich (NSFW)