Will Smith Slaps Justice in the Face

the slap heard 'round the world is the sound of money, fame, and man-love What I appreciate most about the internet is being able to pontificate about famous people I've never heard of, and situations I don't care about. And no one can stop me. It's like, I'm a trucker convoy of one, without the … Continue reading Will Smith Slaps Justice in the Face

COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me

Save me from myself, please! As I descend into a possibly terminal state of Toxic Earnestness on a pikestaff Hello. My Name is David and I'm—earnest. Thanks, David! booms the twelve-step Greek chorus. I'm an earnest, virtue-signalling piece of old jute carpet woven by cheerful, appreciative, highly-skilled and adequately-paid native workers in a tropical paradise … Continue reading COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me

I Have Been Recalcitrant, Thank You, and Yourself?

In the twenty-first century, truth is a personalized experience. The Laurel and Hardy of the Apocalypse: Maxime and Greta This is how it works: The title gives a tantalizing glimpse of the theme; the subtitle teases, or elaborates, or sells the title out by explaining it for you. Simple, right? Here's a current example. Title: … Continue reading I Have Been Recalcitrant, Thank You, and Yourself?