Book Launch Teaser: I forget what number. Call it #6.

Well, are YOU keeping track? OK, then. Put down your Pulitzer Prize in Annoying and watch. HERE I AM, POPPING UP OVER and over again like a bad penis. Also, for some reason I decided to add a "rain" effect even though I'm indoors holding a dog. That's gonna smell real wet-dog funky, except the … Continue reading Book Launch Teaser: I forget what number. Call it #6.

New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet

+PLUS+ No Treatment On the Horizon for "CRUD" (Canadians Really Undermining Democracy) The Trudeau Cabinet's new tradition: Lighten the heck up, dudes, it's just a party! JUSTIN TRUDEAU, FRESH FROM HIS "WIN" IN THE RECENT Canadian Federal Election, has capitalized on Canadians' surprisingly laid-back response to his infamous blackface pics by instituting "Blackface Fridays," the … Continue reading New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet

Skipping rhymes of Gen Z

These kids are the future. Assuming we have one. I’VE BEEN UNDERCOVER IN MY SAILOR SUIT AND adorable Hudson’s Bay dress shorts (available in Québec only in polyester, due to the current shortage of “pure laine;” nous sommes très très fucking désolés), chatting about Dr Seuss and reminiscing about The Friendly Giant with unsuspecting school-age Gen Zed-ers as … Continue reading Skipping rhymes of Gen Z