Serious Two-Bite Brownie Habit

it helps me forget how awful we've become 1. Awful Sex I'M SUFFERING TODAY FROM Eine-kleine-schokolade-kuchen-schade, the bewildered, shmooshed-together feelings of shame, hopelessness and despair I experience walking home from the corner store, having purchased a pack of "Two-Bite Brownies" for later, mindful delectation. But I am desperately empty now and I eat them en … Continue reading Serious Two-Bite Brownie Habit

Talkin’ Sh*t about Sch*tt’s Creek, White Boy Rappers and Black Homophobia

stop clutching your pearls and own up AS MY FREQUENT VISITORS ARE well aware, I like to solve the world's problems in my inimitable way, or at least point them out if there's no financial incentive and I don't feel like changing out of my bathrobe, by wielding the almost supernatural influence of this blog. … Continue reading Talkin’ Sh*t about Sch*tt’s Creek, White Boy Rappers and Black Homophobia

Tanya Granic Allen wants gay men to know that …

...you make her vomit transcript of speech given at "Our Lady of the Sorrowful Burek" Croatian Catholic Church, Mississauga, Ontario, July 12th, 2018 Good morning and a grim, tightly-wound hello to you. My name is Tanya Granic Allen, and it is truly an honour to be here today at the beautiful Our Lady of the … Continue reading Tanya Granic Allen wants gay men to know that …

In Defence of Deviance

Toronto's PRIDE 2017 celebrated diversity and inclusion. Yet some people—even some gay men—still think that's a shame. Men, men, men!  Not a flicker of humor in a back room full of us!  Forever shooting our wads, then rolling away from the damp spot and falling asleep; forever forgetting that ejaculation is for Christmas, but a snuggle … Continue reading In Defence of Deviance