Christmas on Victoria Day!

PLUS: Sex is now illegal, or at least in very, very bad taste. I hereby declare today Christmas on Victoria Day. I even have a slogan: "Victoria: The OTHER old, Canadian queen®." It's my truth. You are not the one who gets to negate that. I may be losing it. Or I may be a … Continue reading Christmas on Victoria Day!

It’s Official: I Am a Horrible Person

Hey, it's you guys who insisted on thinking of me as "nice." SOMETHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT sixty, or, to make this as painfully specific as possible, the last couple of months of sixty-four-ness. That's right. On September 21st, 2020, I will officially be sixty-five years old. And what happens is me, unmoored. I've cut … Continue reading It’s Official: I Am a Horrible Person