When Trapped by a Camel, Bite its Balls…

... and other Tales from the Arabian Nights. THE SHEIK WAS FEELING... let's face it. Snarky. He'd just returned from the Annual General Meeting of the Worshipful Order of Sheiks, where he'd given a TED Talk ("When Your Neighbours are Infidels: A Plea for Slightly Less Tolerance," which had received only modest applause, hardly the … Continue reading When Trapped by a Camel, Bite its Balls…

I have a perfectly good excuse +PLUS+ I SOOOOO Don’t Dig Dug-Up Ford

I admit that “perfectly good excuse” thing sounds a little defensive, and it didn't work with Miss Smedley, either, but it's been AGES since I've posted something. This blog, the tainted well from which I drew the idea and some of the content for my book —the cranky, anti-social triplets named PeeDeeEf, Epub and Paperback … Continue reading I have a perfectly good excuse +PLUS+ I SOOOOO Don’t Dig Dug-Up Ford

The Night-Mayor Before Xmas

Zombie Rob returns from the dead, and this time he means business PLUS: Random Reco's Aw Jeez, Louise, not another one! Sometimes... trying to choose my words, here ... sometimes... ... how to put this - sometimes it's like, you've just this minute finished whacking your living-dead disgrace of an ex-mayor in the noggin with … Continue reading The Night-Mayor Before Xmas