COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me

Save me from myself, please! As I descend into a possibly terminal state of Toxic Earnestness on a pikestaff Hello. My Name is David and I'm—earnest. Thanks, David! booms the twelve-step Greek chorus. I'm an earnest, virtue-signalling piece of old jute carpet woven by cheerful, appreciative, highly-skilled and adequately-paid native workers in a tropical paradise … Continue reading COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me

I’m Not One Hundred Percent Sure That Pandemics Bring Out the Best in Me

horizons shrink, waistlines expand, and Americans find freedom in the most unlikely places THERE AIN'T NO ONE IN THIS WHOLE wide world angrier than a white American CoronaZombie told they can't go to their vacation home. "Let my people go! Tell old Pharaoh—" "Naw, he sounds Muslim—tell Alex Jones instead!" I'm conflating, maybe even extrapolating, … Continue reading I’m Not One Hundred Percent Sure That Pandemics Bring Out the Best in Me