New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet

+PLUS+ No Treatment On the Horizon for "CRUD" (Canadians Really Undermining Democracy) The Trudeau Cabinet's new tradition: Lighten the heck up, dudes, it's just a party! JUSTIN TRUDEAU, FRESH FROM HIS "WIN" IN THE RECENT Canadian Federal Election, has capitalized on Canadians' surprisingly laid-back response to his infamous blackface pics by instituting "Blackface Fridays," the … Continue reading New Blackface Fridays Prove Popular with Trudeau Cabinet

Federal Election, 2019

there's nothing a Canadian hates more than success Canadians have this too-diffident attitude. It's the attitude of an awkward, polite, but secretly superior adolescent who goes "awww, shucks" when company comes for dinner, then next day draws smutty pictures of the dinner guests on a public toilet's wall. If we had more sense of our … Continue reading Federal Election, 2019

Skipping rhymes of Gen Z

These kids are the future. Assuming we have one. I’VE BEEN UNDERCOVER IN MY SAILOR SUIT AND adorable Hudson’s Bay dress shorts (available in Québec only in polyester, due to the current shortage of “pure laine;” nous sommes très très fucking désolés), chatting about Dr Seuss and reminiscing about The Friendly Giant with unsuspecting school-age Gen Zed-ers as … Continue reading Skipping rhymes of Gen Z

Some pics of {dis}interest from the innerweb…

...though I may have mixed up the captions. Hey, I'm 64, so kindly ease up on your running victory laps around me as you hold aloft your Pulitzer Prize for Too-Clever-By-Half. And, sorry, but have we met? Anyway, I'm extremely upset right now, so please at least pay attention so I can milk this for … Continue reading Some pics of {dis}interest from the innerweb…

We Sincerely Hope Our Election Won’t Disturb Your Sleep …

... plus: Facebook is the idiot-maker. Carolyn Strom, R.N.: Self-made victim of the Facebook justice system. IT BEING MY BIRTHDAY COMING UP and all, I treated myself, as one does, to a little bit of narcissistic self-analysis, in the form of the Myers-Briggs personality test. The Myers-Briggs personality test is perfect for when you've gotten … Continue reading We Sincerely Hope Our Election Won’t Disturb Your Sleep …