Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss

New Liz surprises with bold move The entire world that lives in London, SW7, is in shock after it was announced yesterday that Queen Elizabeth II had finally kicked the gold-plated bucket at the ripe old age of ninety-six. The shy girl of German ancestry who bravely sacrificed her personal life in exchange for being … Continue reading Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss