You know what's even worse? We wanted her to. Countess Rottweiler We’ve learned a lot during the over-not-over, pandemic-race-riot, all-in-one Fellini-carnival-with-bearded-lady slow-motion catastrophe we’ve struggled through over the past, how long has it been? Somewhere between forever and a lifetime, I estimate. We’ve learned that Republicans, and conservatives generally, are the lizard people everyone’s been threatening us … Continue reading Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
PLUS: #MondayManCrush: Adam Kinzinger Jordan Peterson: happy camper? So much has happened since we last spoke! Right? Democracy in the US has mounted its wild stallion and is galloping onto the funeral pyre with an enthusiasm that even Brunnhilde couldn't muster. To-yo-to-HO! Turns out that, according to the mountains of hard evidence amassed by the … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
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and other acts of faith Well, hello there, stranglers! It's been way too long, but I've been busy as the beavers in livery who used to park your Model T Ford at the Royal York Hotel. I've completely revamped my merchandise site, The Future Progressive, and it's looking sleek and fabulous in its new fonts … Continue reading PRIDE Goes to the Beach
Explaining how the Trudeau government will tackle rising prices by injecting another trillion dollars into the economy for child support, Freeland did not mince words. "Let me show you how it's done," she said. "Imagine you've come home from a really difficult day, when you've been setting economic policy, running damage control, being called "leetle … Continue reading Chrystia Freeland is not afraid to hit inflation where it lives.
Kim's making history, just not the kind she intended... Q: How many narcissists does it take to sew Kim Kardashian into Marilyn's “Happy Birthday, Mister President” dress? A: That's weird... I could have sworn I heard the sound... of someone else's.... voice...? Ukraine? What war in Ukraine? That's sooooo last week! Our attention spans, like … Continue reading The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian
If you enjoy this blog, and it's my sincere hope that you get a provoked thought or a hearty laugh from these virtual pages now and again, here's your chance to support my work in style. Here's the first in what will be a new collection of tees featuring some of my best illustrations. Today's … Continue reading Support My Work in Style
the slap heard 'round the world is the sound of money, fame, and man-love What I appreciate most about the internet is being able to pontificate about famous people I've never heard of, and situations I don't care about. And no one can stop me. It's like, I'm a trucker convoy of one, without the … Continue reading Will Smith Slaps Justice in the Face
a deeper dive into dave When I started this blog, eight years ago, I was thinking something like: "This is my fifteen minutes of fame! Clear the decks! Clear the tracks! You got nothin' to do but relax! And yes, Sondheim gave me permission! "I will regale everyone with my hilarious stories of my shambolic … Continue reading What The Hell Happened To — ?
but I'll have to confirm that tomorrow Every morning, after I have my first cup of instant coffee, perform my daily genuflection at the altar of Reason then prostrate myself before the fount of Truth, I undergo a startling transfiguration. With hair sprouting from my palms and earlobes, and beset by paroxysms of phlegmy smokers' … Continue reading I Think I Have The Gift of Prophecy