Restlessness strikes again. Hello Beloved Followers and Subscribers. IMPORTANT INFORMATION MOVING FORWARD— Faced with WordPress.com's rising costs, the irritating impossibility of controlling my site's functionality and appearance, not to mention being plastered with ads I didn't approve of, and accessory costs for having a branded email, not to mention connecting my domain name...ugh. I decided … Continue reading Moving Internet House…
Category: Humor
Proverbs of Post-Truth Heaven & Hell
With thanks and apologies to William Blake (1757 - 1827), seer, artist, and poet, for giving me the idea. Click on the image to view the file. You can magnify the image to your preferred readable zoom level. Use ctrl+scroll of your mouse to zoom in and out. ֍
Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk
Office completely empty of staff in shock as shoe drops In a strongly-worded message to the remaining four people on staff at Twitter, Elon Musk, who agreed to buy the company, tried to wiggle out of buying the company when he saw something shinier, then was forced to buy the company or be sent to … Continue reading Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk
So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy
Better disasters through planning You're in the dead zone, that stretch of time somewhere between 2AM and dawn, when normal people are enjoying the happy fulfillment of definite plans made with definite people they definitely wanted to meet. These plans were made early the previous evening, or, in cases of extreme normality, entire days in … Continue reading So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy
I’ve launched a new venture…
... and you're invited to join me. PATREON PAGES ARE LIVE Hey, it's David. Remember me? The guy who hangs around here, sweeping up the sawdust and pouring all the bits of beer left in the cans into one glass as I roll a smoke out of your cigarette butts? Man. I call that a … Continue reading I’ve launched a new venture…
Useless Objects…
...are what it means to be human. Evening Dress • ca. 1898-1900 • Silk • House of Worth • French • The Metropolitan Museum of Art (1976.258.1a, b)--------"A superb example of dressmaking from the House of Worth, this dress exhibits the aesthetic of the last years of the nineteenth century. The fashionable reverse S-curve silhouette … Continue reading Useless Objects…
Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
New Liz surprises with bold move The entire world that lives in London, SW7, is in shock after it was announced yesterday that Queen Elizabeth II had finally kicked the gold-plated bucket at the ripe old age of ninety-six. The shy girl of German ancestry who bravely sacrificed her personal life in exchange for being … Continue reading Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss
Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Kyrsten: Mistress of the Dems! With a startling and cynical manoeuvre that has left the Democratic congress in tatters, Kyrsten Sinema — miffed when Chuck Schumer advised her, via text: “No third-act redemption for YOU, Little Miss Stonewall, I’m gonna play with the cool kids from now on! Nyaaaaah!” — decided to send everyone at the Capitol a message … Continue reading Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates
Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
You know what's even worse? We wanted her to. Countess Rottweiler We’ve learned a lot during the over-not-over, pandemic-race-riot, all-in-one Fellini-carnival-with-bearded-lady slow-motion catastrophe we’ve struggled through over the past, how long has it been? Somewhere between forever and a lifetime, I estimate. We’ve learned that Republicans, and conservatives generally, are the lizard people everyone’s been threatening us … Continue reading Yes, Camilla Made a Racist Remark About Archie
Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood
PLUS: #MondayManCrush: Adam Kinzinger Jordan Peterson: happy camper? So much has happened since we last spoke! Right? Democracy in the US has mounted its wild stallion and is galloping onto the funeral pyre with an enthusiasm that even Brunnhilde couldn't muster. To-yo-to-HO! Turns out that, according to the mountains of hard evidence amassed by the … Continue reading Jordan Peterson’s Quixotic Quest for Real Manhood