The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian

Kim's making history, just not the kind she intended... Q: How many narcissists does it take to sew Kim Kardashian into Marilyn's “Happy Birthday, Mister President” dress? A: That's weird... I could have sworn I heard the sound... of someone else's.... voice...? Ukraine? What war in Ukraine? That's sooooo last week! Our attention spans, like … Continue reading The Poor Get Poorer, the Rich Get Kardashian

Support My Work in Style

If you enjoy this blog, and it's my sincere hope that you get a provoked thought or a hearty laugh from these virtual pages now and again, here's your chance to support my work in style. Here's the first in what will be a new collection of tees featuring some of my best illustrations. Today's … Continue reading Support My Work in Style

I Think I Have The Gift of Prophecy

but I'll have to confirm that tomorrow Every morning, after I have my first cup of instant coffee, perform my daily genuflection at the altar of Reason then prostrate myself before the fount of Truth, I undergo a startling transfiguration. With hair sprouting from my palms and earlobes, and beset by paroxysms of phlegmy smokers' … Continue reading I Think I Have The Gift of Prophecy

My First Hook-Up in Ottawa Got a Little Out of Hand

just another, good ol' Canadian « exposition de merde » ! Hey followers, hangers-on and random stumblers-upon, sorry I’ve been MIA but it’s hard work fending off all the convoy dudes with one hand tied behind my back and a can of Molson in the other. Yeah, that was all my fault, that snafu in … Continue reading My First Hook-Up in Ottawa Got a Little Out of Hand

The Pandemic: An Unprecedented Opportunity To Profit From Disaster

Humans have spent at least fifty percent of their lifetimes—starting from that day when Throg first saw Scrog wearing a new kind of fur jacket, clubbed him over the head, then took it—wondering a couple of things: Why am I here and if I pretended to be in contact with Wilbur, the Great Caribou in … Continue reading The Pandemic: An Unprecedented Opportunity To Profit From Disaster