Dollarama Wildflowers

The seeds are as tiny as poppy seeds, even tinier, like specks of dust, packaged in a homely, large-economy-size type box. I would say it is roughly the size of a box of Cow Brand Baking Soda. It’s called “Wildflower Mix” and it’s an impulse purchase from my local Dollarama, the twenty-first century equivalent of Woolworth’s, … Continue reading Dollarama Wildflowers

Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)

ÉMILE ISCOFFATYEU: Today's, like, super-gourmet chick-magnet nosh is: Refrigerator-preserved "Guggenheim" limes™ with Char-grilled cinders of Dempster's bagel™ Fuckin' A, zut alors ! Ingredients: 2   limes (round green thing found at Loblaws) 1    bagel (round brown thing with a hole in the middle found at Loblaws, not to be confused with the round brown things with … Continue reading Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)