INTERPRET MY DREAM* CONTEST!! ** (with guest blogger Meryl Streep)

I had this dream*: I was back at the Royal Conservatory of Music, but as an adult. Oh really. How original!  This usually means you get to wear, for example, ridiculously undersized Buster Brown shoes and a sailor suit, unless it's just the Buster Browns with knee socks.  Which is distressingly like Japanese porn.  Just … Continue reading INTERPRET MY DREAM* CONTEST!! ** (with guest blogger Meryl Streep)

Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)

ÉMILE ISCOFFATYEU: Today's, like, super-gourmet chick-magnet nosh is: Refrigerator-preserved "Guggenheim" limes™ with Char-grilled cinders of Dempster's bagel™ Fuckin' A, zut alors ! Ingredients: 2   limes (round green thing found at Loblaws) 1    bagel (round brown thing with a hole in the middle found at Loblaws, not to be confused with the round brown things with … Continue reading Cooking for Str8 Dudes #543 (with guest blogger Émile Iscoffatyeu, world-renowned personal chef and chick-magnet)