So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy

Better disasters through planning You're in the dead zone, that stretch of time somewhere between 2AM and dawn, when normal people are enjoying the happy fulfillment of definite plans made with definite people they definitely wanted to meet. These plans were made early the previous evening, or, in cases of extreme normality, entire days in … Continue reading So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy

Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)

Just - desserts... I’m old, I’m bold,Unnaturally cold,I won’t behave as I’ve been told. My greasy dishes fill the sink—I’d rather dally with a twink. Parquet burnt with cigarettesWon’t get me listed in Debrett’s Kawartha ice cream by the quartIs felony, but not a tort I sleep till noon and mock your ethic:Wage slavery is … Continue reading Aubade du vieux désagréable / (Morning Song of the Horrible Old Man)

New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…

... while I haul back, preparatory to bitch-slapping the year formerly known as Little Miss 2015 from here to Des Moines and back. Hasta la vista, withered old putana of a year, and go dance your hobnail-booted habañera on someone else's empañada! Be it ever so faint, the next sound you hear will be my chapped, whitish lips - and believe me when … Continue reading New Year’s Resolutions +plus+ : Step aside and don your catcher’s masks…