Tanya Granic Allen Wants Gay Men to Know That …

... you make her vomit {Transcript of speech given at "Our Lady of the Sorrowful Burek" Croatian Catholic Church, Mississauga, Ontario, July 12th, 2018} Good morning and a grim, tightly-wound hello to you. My name is Tanya Granic Allen, and it is truly an honour to be here today at this heavenly jewel in the … Continue reading Tanya Granic Allen Wants Gay Men to Know That …

This is How You Blackmail Jeff Bezos, Guys

DEAR MR. BEZOS: YEAH, SO. JUST READ the descriptions of those pics the National Enquirer got their hands on, and should Amazon customers see them — which would clearly be in their best interest — they would, quite frankly, question your business judgment. I certainly do! I do also have just a few really quite minor suggestions about your … Continue reading This is How You Blackmail Jeff Bezos, Guys

Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.

Hi, I'm like,   Susan Dreamy?  D.D?  That's Doctress of Dreaminess, OK?  And I'm here today to help you live a dreamy, Life?  Also to talk to you about the things that are really, really, Like, important?  OK?  So let's get, like, started? So Dug-Up Ford and like, the Conservatives in Ontario, have, like. Your kids best interests. … Continue reading Keep your kids, like. Ignorcent?! (TM) with Dug-Up Ford and Susan Dreamy, D.D.