Save me from myself, please! As I descend into a possibly terminal state of Toxic Earnestness on a pikestaff "BEST OF MY BLOG" Here I revisit a strangely still-relevant post from July, 2020. Mice still scurry, cockroaches practice their tight-rope walking, Karens still shriek and white people are still wastes of skin in Range Rovers. … Continue reading COVID-19 Pandemic and Racism Endemic Have F**ked the Funny Out of Me
it helps me forget how awful we've become 1. Awful Sex I'M SUFFERING TODAY FROM Eine-kleine-schokolade-kuchen-schade, the bewildered, shmooshed-together feelings of shame, hopelessness and despair I experience walking home from the corner store, having purchased a pack of "Two-Bite Brownies" for later, mindful delectation. But I am desperately empty now and I eat them en … Continue reading Serious Two-Bite Brownie Habit
PRE-ORDER MY E-BOOK! Pre-order my e-book for only $10 and start 2018 dyspeptically right! Yes, friends, the e-book of the blog is coming February 1st, 2018, and you have the option of pre-ordering NOW. You luckybitches! This will 1. Show me how much you care; 2. Help with the print edition (the cover of which … Continue reading Commercial Break: David plugs himself with a poll, suitable for all ages.