Moving Internet House…

Restlessness strikes again. Hello Beloved Followers and Subscribers. IMPORTANT INFORMATION MOVING FORWARD— Faced with WordPress.com's rising costs, the irritating impossibility of controlling my site's functionality and appearance, not to mention being plastered with ads I didn't approve of, and accessory costs for having a branded email, not to mention connecting my domain name...ugh. I decided … Continue reading Moving Internet House…

Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk

Office completely empty of staff in shock as shoe drops In a strongly-worded message to the remaining four people on staff at Twitter, Elon Musk, who agreed to buy the company, tried to wiggle out of buying the company when he saw something shinier, then was forced to buy the company or be sent to … Continue reading Elon Musk Warns Staff Twitter’s Survival at Stake Due to Elon Musk

So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy

Better disasters through planning You're in the dead zone, that stretch of time somewhere between 2AM and dawn, when normal people are enjoying the happy fulfillment of definite plans made with definite people they definitely wanted to meet. These plans were made early the previous evening, or, in cases of extreme normality, entire days in … Continue reading So You Wanna Have a Gay Orgy

Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss

New Liz surprises with bold move The entire world that lives in London, SW7, is in shock after it was announced yesterday that Queen Elizabeth II had finally kicked the gold-plated bucket at the ripe old age of ninety-six. The shy girl of German ancestry who bravely sacrificed her personal life in exchange for being … Continue reading Queen Elizabeth II Shrinks, Gets Trodden on by Truss

Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates

Kyrsten: Mistress of the Dems! With a startling and cynical manoeuvre that has left the Democratic congress in tatters, Kyrsten Sinema — miffed when Chuck Schumer advised her, via text: “No third-act redemption for YOU, Little Miss Stonewall, I’m gonna play with the cool kids from now on! Nyaaaaah!” — decided to send everyone at the Capitol a message … Continue reading Dems Reeling as Kyrsten Sinema Retaliates