while I try not to fret about everything falling apart like a wet cardboard box.
Facebook Life Event: Inventor of the Two-Bite Brownie Multiple Oh, Yeah
It came to me in a gush of warm, velvety creaminess that enveloped my face. It was //NOT ENOUGH// to enjoy an entire pack of Two-Bite Brownies //OR// an entire can of Betty Crocker French Chocolate Frosting (or, as I like to call it, The Chocolately Love Jism of my Cruel Bitch Mistress).
I piled the plate with Two-Bite Brownies and microwaved them, as my brain’s dessertebellum exploded like a quasar on a night out in boys’ town.
Leaning back into Betty’s arms, I piped her Chocolately Love Jism onto the warm, swollen heads of the brownies.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Please, no statue. Wait until we evolve more.